Jerry: So you won't believe what happened with Whatley today. It got back to him that I made this little dentist joke and he got all offended. Those people can be so touchy.
Kramer: Those people, listen to yourself.
Jerry: What?
Kramer: You think that dentists are so different from me and you? They came to this country just like everybody else, in search of a dream.
Jerry: Kramer, he's just a dentist.
Kramer: Yeah, and you're an anti-dentite.
Jerry: I am not an anti-dentite!
Kramer: You're a rabid anti-dentite! Oh, it starts with a few jokes and some slurs. "Hey, denty!" Next thing you know you're saying they should have their own schools.
Jerry: They do have their own schools!
Kramer: Yeah!
I seems I have married an Anti-Dogite and right now I am not happy about it.
I am Anti-Anti (translation: anti being anti).
You want a dog and Mr B and B does not? Dogs can be a lot of work. Are dogs also one of his allergens? Well not being a dog person myself, I would have to lean towards Mr B and B on this one.
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